𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗.

[housed]

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tflns.

[housed]

001. i'm at subway. this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. i want to kill myself.
he just asked why i'm sitting alone. i honestly want to cry.
002. i wish facebook had a fuck off button.
003. i can't judge, half of my sexual partners i only know a false first name and a number. we all have our kinks.
004. i punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later i went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. how was your night?
005. i just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring".

ry.

[housed]

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i maybe have a bad habit of being meanest to the people i like, so.

[fightiest]

Why is that tho?

[housed]

idk.
something something coping mechanisms something something overcompensating etc etc.
it's probably not that deep.

[fightiest]

If you say so ...
It's not heathy to be so negative online though
Lots of tension isn't good for the body

[housed]

oh yeah?
what if my body runs purely on my spite and hatefire?
are you an expert, ryry?

[fightiest]

I guess I just worry about the rage taking a physical toll on you
I know how much that works at least
You should find ways to relax

[housed]

you wanna help me do that?

[fightiest]

Sure!
Where do you want to start?

[housed]

you're supposed to be the expert here, not me!
i have no idea.

[fightiest]

Right but
I feel like you'd be particular about stuff! You're so prickly

You can go for walks with me if you want

[housed]

possibly.

holding hands y/n?

[fightiest]

Yes holding hands!!

[fightiest]

did you get home okay?
You were supposed to text me when you got home!

[housed]

agszfzgsdg sorry ryry.
i got kind of sidetracked...
a lady stopped me and asked me for directions and it just kind of devolved from there.

( it's been like forty five minutes when it should've taken ten, tops, for minyeong to get hone.

to be fair, the aforementioned woman was also dead. so. )

[fightiest]

Hmm
Were you able to help her?

[housed]

... mostly!
she ended up wanting me to google like 97 different things for her afterwards.

( and then tailed him home!

a concept. )

[fightiest]

And are you safe?
Be honest!!

[housed]

of course i'm safe.

( and now the ghost is asking if it's minyeong's boyfriend that he's texting. it's apparently very endearing to her. )

i'm very endeared by the fact that you care so much.

[fightiest]

Of course I care!
It's kinda what I d

[housed]

oh, ryry...

i don't know what i'm gonna do with you.

[fightiest]

Be nice to me and tell me when you get home especially when it's late ...

[housed]

touché.

i got followed home by a ghost who's reading your texts over my shoulders if that makes you feel any better.


( maybe minyeong's usual biting sarcasm will help him out here for once, written off as just some dumb remark to get ry off his back. )

[fightiest]

Hi Ghost
Please be nice to Minyeongie

[housed]

she wants to know if you're cute or not.

( he's just twiddling his thumbs here, nbd. )